You know what the Dodd presidential campaign needs?
A crappy book. Everyone is doing it. Even Hillary Clinton is re-issuing It Takes a Village.
These books are all terrible. The writing (which, admittedly, is rarely done by the candidate) stinks, the points (when they exist) are dull and the conclusions are uninspiring. But they're great excuses to go on talk shows, and they get your name in front of Barnes & Noble browsers and library patrons, so why not?
Here are some possible titles:
Hair: The Chris Dodd Story
Doddering Off into the Future
My Dad was a Senator, Too
Experience! Lots and Lots of Experience!
I'm Not Hillary
I'm Not Joe Lieberman, Either
My Meeting with the Little People
Eh, You Could Do Worse
Any other suggestions? He really needs to get on this.