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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

The Literary Candidate

You know what the Dodd presidential campaign needs?

A crappy book. Everyone is doing it. Even Hillary Clinton is re-issuing It Takes a Village.

These books are all terrible. The writing (which, admittedly, is rarely done by the candidate) stinks, the points (when they exist) are dull and the conclusions are uninspiring. But they're great excuses to go on talk shows, and they get your name in front of Barnes & Noble browsers and library patrons, so why not?

Here are some possible titles:

Hair: The Chris Dodd Story

Doddering Off into the Future

My Dad was a Senator, Too

Experience! Lots and Lots of Experience!

I'm Not Hillary

I'm Not Joe Lieberman, Either

My Meeting with the Little People

Eh, You Could Do Worse

Any other suggestions? He really needs to get on this.


Blogger cgg said...

It takes a Nutmeg

12/06/2006 01:04:00 PM  
Blogger bluecoat said...

Backwards or forwards - the name sounds the same - Dodd or ddoD

12/06/2006 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wigging Out with Chris Dodd

12/06/2006 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I did beat Jack Orchulli"

12/06/2006 01:25:00 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

That's not a wig, it's just... sculpted.

12/06/2006 01:27:00 PM  
Blogger Genghis Conn said...

...With cement!

12/06/2006 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why Senators are Better than Ordinary People

12/06/2006 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Towns in CT that I Have Never Visited

12/06/2006 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Birthright to Be President

12/06/2006 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How To Do Nothing in the Senate

12/06/2006 01:53:00 PM  
Blogger AnonAndOnAndOn said...

"I may never be President, but I'll still be a Senator and you won't. Buy this book."

By Christopher Dodd, U.S.S.

12/06/2006 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello Down There

12/06/2006 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give Dodd the Nod. His head's better than sod.

12/06/2006 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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12/06/2006 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DODD: Not just another career politician.

"42 years in Washington is all I ask!"

12/06/2006 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pillow Talk with Janet Peckinpaugh.

12/06/2006 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"How to Make a Waitress Sandwich" By Chris Dodd, Forward by Ted Kennedy

12/06/2006 03:39:00 PM  
Blogger Steve said...

"Chris & Ted's (Kennedy) Excellent Adventures"

12/06/2006 03:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

America Renaissance: Why Chris Dodd, Larry King or Ed McMahon should be our next President.

12/06/2006 03:53:00 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Eyebrows of Inspiration

12/06/2006 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me!!!!!

12/06/2006 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do Nothing Dodd- I supported the Loser in The US Senate Race in 2006

12/06/2006 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess the majority of people who posted went to the John Kerry school of comedy. Making fun of his hair and longevity??? What cutting edge humor......

12/06/2006 04:16:00 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

Credit to Dodd for shooting down some bad Bush appointees and proposing some decent progressive legislation -- one good thing about a candidate that starts from behind is that they think they have to work for your support.

12/06/2006 04:27:00 PM  
Blogger bluecoat said...

since matt took it away from naming Dodd's book let me say that two years ago Dodd may have been right about Bolton but Bolton has proved himself since then at the UN to be the right guy at the right time. And I support Dodd's proposed Millitary Commission Act revisions, too bTW.

12/06/2006 06:16:00 PM  
Anonymous FatGuyinMiddleSeat said...

"Savior: How I stopped the unholy duo of John and Michael Bolton from ruining America"

12/06/2006 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Role In The Connecticut Miracle

12/06/2006 08:06:00 PM  
Anonymous meteskyjr said...

Actually, Dodd does have a book coming out, or at least one that he'll be associated with. It's a collection of letters his father sent his mother during the Nuremburg Trials. He will have a byline on it, although of course a ghostwriter will be doing almost all the work.

12/06/2006 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His hair and his longevity is all he's got.

12/06/2006 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two Years Too Soon:
Why I'm a Senator is Jack Orchelli Isn't

12/06/2006 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

White over Brown (Hair):
Why I'll be President and John Kerry Isn't

12/06/2006 09:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Bolton book would be more interesting: How I got fired for persuading communist China to step on the throat of Kim Il Sung, that rat, with a forward from Tom Dodd, the anti communist.

12/07/2006 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chris Dodd....I supported The Left Wing Loser for US Senate!!!!!

12/07/2006 04:09:00 PM  
Blogger LitchfieldAngelina said...

Bolton, No ... Lamont, Yes: How to Ruin America

by Chris Dodd

12/07/2006 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suggested title:

How to get a 4% fixed mortage on 3 homes

2/13/2009 02:37:00 PM  

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